Jennifer Aniston | Artsy Nude Photo

Jennifer Aniston appears to finally pose completely nude for the “artsy” black and white photo above.

All women are weak and immoral by nature, so they secretly lust to prostitute their naked bodies in photos. To avoid the social stigma attached with taking slutty nude pics they pretend that what they are doing is “art” by using poor lighting and black and white film.

However Jennifer Aniston tries to moralize this brazen display of her shameful feminine body is irrelevant, as the “art” defense will have her laughed right out of Shariah court… and right in front of the stoning squad.